teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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YOU’VE UPSET TITS

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yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

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smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

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holymoleculesbatman:

physics teacher: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you

me: are you sure about that

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“Hi, I’m Kris Versteeg. I like long walks on the beach, fine dining and little puppies - as Jared told me to tell all you guys. But the funny thing is, I like all three of those.”

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"I’ve talked to him a little bit, I think he’s too cool though now that he’s in his home country, he won’t talk to me. I think I’ll remember that when I go back to USA and he needs rides around…"

- Erik Johnson when asked if he’ll party with his “good friend” Gabriel Landeskog after the World Championships (via iancolesbigass)

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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